May 16, 2009 by gessenlopes
when you are buying something at the supermarket, take care with that you put in your ‘little car’.
look at:
A woman was shopping in the box at the supermarket and realized that a drunk thorougohly reviewed your itens in your purchase:
2 cups of whole milk, 1 dozen eggs, 1 liter of orange juice, 1 lettuce, 1 kg of coffe,1 package of sliced bacon.While the cash register, the drunk led to it and said:
- you must be single.
The woman was a little surprised with the statement and intrigued with the intuintion of drunk since, in fact, was single. She looked at the six itens on the belt and saw nothing in particular in her selection, which could suggest the drunk her marital status.With the sharp curiosity, she said:
- You are absolutely correct. But how did you find it?
And the drunk replied:
- It’s because you’re damn ugly!
Well, in this case, what you put in your ‘little car’, is not so important! sasasuashaushahsuh!
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April 14, 2009 by gessenlopes
Freshman is not people, freshman should to suffer, hahahaha!
so like a good recipe, a good freshman need great guidelines.Let’s to see some them:
First- Freshman that is freshmap like to called animal.. It’s beginning that everything will right.
Second- A good freshman receive a lot of flur without defense.
Third – Strongs freshman walks tied and barefoot for all Universit, across hills and stairs without any constraint.
fourth- If somebody to prank ou, the freshman should to be the first animal to protect you.
Fifth- To finish, the freshman should accept all games and give to us a lot of money for we drink beer. (only us!!haha)
As you can see, to be freshman is a important phase of our lives. Enjoy it!
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April 14, 2009 by gessenlopes
The movie talk the redemption estorie about about Ben Thomas(Will Smith).Bem Thomas is a man who scapes form a fault of the past (he soffered a serious car accident and unfortunately he killed seven persons)Then, Ben, that works as a Revenue Agent, strangely, starts to give different valeous to those who supervise.If he think good people that made good actions, this persons don’t receive punishment. If they have ba caracter, he gets the greatest punishment possible.So, Ben also to save strangers people constantly. On the long, he falls in love for Emily Posa (Rosario Dawson). In the End, Bem program his dieth together with a friend, and donates his organs to seven persons that have deseases, include Emily Posa. The movie is a line between drama and melodrama and Ben Thomas is not a hero.He only was responsable for a terrible incident and he tries to correct it.
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March 14, 2009 by gessenlopes
The vision for the foreigners living just visiting in Brazil is very limited.Almost all the foreigners think about Brazil like a country of the beaches, beautiful and skinned women and , of course, the country soccer.Second researches, the most foreigners visiting the Brazil prefer the leisurea and the time staying in Brazil is approximately twelve days.This researches also enphasize this foreigners, In general, were satisfied with the country: between those who traveled for leisure in 2005, more than 50% said the country met their expectations.
For the foreigners living in the Brazil a lot of time, they said the country is a great place to live.It has a good climate and great persons.But the reality economich is very diferent.for most,the exit origen country only is concretized when the Brasil offer a better oportunity and gives them the same standart of living that they had in your countrys.Some foreigners receivers cars, flats and other contributions to stay in our country.
Unfortunatelly, the midia still has some place important to disclose the Brazil picture. it’s not good, because the midia always shows to foreigners the worse things happening in our country.Let’s to believe improviments!
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March 11, 2009 by gessenlopes
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